MONICA BELLUCCI SLIPS NIP LIKE A HOOCHIE

Italy’s good name has been sullied in recent years by the cast of Jersey Shore. These days, when someone says “Italian”, you think bedazzled Affliction tank tops and barfed-up test tube shots, but in actuality, it’s a lovely country full of lovely people. Non-tangerine-colored people. People with a zest for life and an appreciation for art and really really really really big breasts, like actressMonica Bellucci. She was interviewed at the 61st Italian Music Festival by someone who is tagged as Robert DeNiro, and if so, he might want to lay off the Feria. He might also not want to suck Monica Bellucci’s skull out through her cheek.

Slight nippage (OK, areola, whatever) after the cut.

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